Corvallis Gazette-Times from Corvallis, Oregon • 4

i. (jDorbnllis incite. OnM by not allowing an occasional indulgence of the harmless amusement' called dancing in your own house that daughter is attrac worn A Dress, or a Coat, Ylpy TTTATTfTfl Ml II tMskPMi; ssa mm ni TW i-mmam. (Uj THi torn m.1 wws FOR Yarns, Rags. etc.

TEN CENTS and in many other wavs'SAVE Money, and make thinps look like NEW, by using DIAMOND DYES. The work i easy, simple, quick; the colors the BEST and FASTEST known. Ask for DIAMOND DYES and take no other. For Gilding or Bronilng Fancy Articles USE DIAMOND PAINTS. Gold, Silver, Eronze, Copper.

Only io Cent. aby Portraits- rf I tun -a lrom life, Minted on tine plata paper Dy paiem pnoro procoas. sent free to Mother of p.ny Babv born within a year. Kvcry Mother wantu these pictures send at once. Give Baby's name tfid n.go.

WILS, RICHARDSON eURLINOTON, VT. I. COPYRIGHT CO leas i 1 OTRooius next door ta R.i Graham's druj merlj. owned by F. S.

I)avis. The finest shop CASE'S IIAIB t6.NIC,: 75 JOHNSON SQUARE I I- iV I sreseirire, a cost .1 In Our Dress Department Rare Bargains will be found in Silks and Satins, Plushes and CD 1 I 7 (i Velvets, Black and Colored, Striped and Plaid Goods. sffiTOffice in Fisher's block. Connections with firms in Forrlarwl ami Vir. lona.

Jt'arties naving to sen win no wen to pla4e their property in our hand Wo take pleasure in showing lands to intending purchasers and will be pleased tc all inquifies by mail. I FANCY" GOODS DEPARTM'T. Gloves, Hosiery, Jerseys, Aprons, Corsets, Skirts, Jackets, muslin andWoolen Underwear, Ribbons, Embroideriesy I Fans, Jewelry, Handkerchief raw silk and 1 plush stand covers, etc. 0 MkVJfm ii9kl i Aflq lMapkets, etc. if-- Shoes and wim "to DOMESTIC DEPARTM'T.

CORVALLIS, OU-i MARCH 29, 1S89. FENCILIXGS: A "crazy" sociable was given in a certain hall ia Oirvallis last SaturJay" night. 1 was not there, I am crazy enough without going to such a sociable to get of it. I had an occasion to happen alri ia front of the tin 11 after the persona present began to wend their ways homeward, and aa one after anntjier came out, I noiced that this social ha.1 been properly named, not alluding to the people, (for no more intelligent class of beings ever trod the earth), but to the idea that came to my mind like the following: There were Some W. E.

's, Some O. A. K.V. ami U. N.

Some Y. c. T. and A. F.

A. r- And a number of I O. (i. I- Tba I. O.

O. ainl A. O. U. Some A.

U. and K. of P. 'a; And a large number of W. C.

T. This sociable question calls to my memory that one clay lat week I was told that the ladies of a church in this city were going to give a social. nat strides me just right and also below the belt. If there is anything in Oregon that I really 'fove' it is chicken-pie; I never consider it a foul play to eat half of one," but I'do hate to do. the carving act For instance, to plunge acarving knife iuto crust and suddenly, strike a drum-stick, or a wish-bone, or something else, causes emotions to come over one-that he has never felt before.

I a in not very chicken-hearted, but I would always rathor be excused front performing tots auty. Ther eOe some people in this werld: who never notice that there is anything very in. telligent about tho prattle of little folks. Well, sometimes there isn't, but 'too often ai f.H i no me smaii ioiks uner expressions wnicn would be a credit to any adult brain.1', Not long ago I vas visiting at the home of one of my friends, whose fireside is blessed with some children. One of the number, aged about seven years, was sitting on her mother's lap, and bc-iDg questioned as to her relations.

After being asked how many sisters and brothers she had the mother said: "How many papas have yon?" "Two, mamma!" replied the child. "Oh, no!" said the mother. 'Ain't there papa ami grand and, oh yes, I have three Jesus is the pther one, was her answer. It was hard for me to suppress a langh on hearing this, yet I felt that the last words were only too truet and that jthere were few individuals in this land who had ever thought that way before. It showed the manner in which the child was being trained up in life.

-v 1 Lately I overhead a conversation by two gentlemen who were talking of renting-some rooms. One said to the other that he knew of a very desirable "sweet" of rooms hat could be secured. I was completely dumbfounded at this remark, and wondered why sney were so caiiea sweet, nunteu up the word in Webster's and found that it was the French way of Now, taking this: thing into consideration. I -think it would be proper to call the Corvallis candy factory a of rooms, and instead oij call-liigr'a girl's fellow her "suitor'V why not sav he ia her "sweeter?" It miirht make her feel sour, though. I waa one that comprised the audience to listen to Prof.

M. V. Eork'a lecture on jthe "Law of Life," on Tuesday evening last. I know that there were a nrunber in the who did not 'relih" the- plain out spoken words of the lecturer, yet they "can not deny but that tkey are true; his refer ence to the piece about tbe Uainornia legis lature can be applied to the late Oregon ses sion of that -body we have plenty of "boss -Buckleys'! rignt here in this great state and oaunty, they exhibit themselves 'at every every convention, and every elec tion, and everything else. As to "plainness of the way the Prof, spoke for one, like ta hear it.

it does me cood; it is a relief from the flowery words generally used by lecturers that are heavenly to hear and require you to hunt np an unabridged in order to nnderstand in what way the-words have teenippiien. lr may mane some or me fairtiohesV cheeks turn crimson and the male sex to grin and bring up bad thoughts, bat then it always hits the nail in the proper plaoe. As a-temperance lecturer Mr. Kork is above the average," he' didn't send you crazy with a lot of untruthful statistics clear up into the he doesn't let axe drop half way and then check it, he brings it clear down. If a saloon keeper sends your child to the penitentiary don't think that he must suffer for It; you are the one who helps this keeper to do such a thing, because you fail to do your duty: in not seeing that what laws you have are rigidly enforced.

Right here, in CorVallis there are every day of violation of the city in other respects besides the Baloons, and yet they go unnoticed simply because no complaint is entered against such. How 'then can things.be otherwise? You must bein at i ii- i. no rue va viiia Luaii.tr vi temperance, j. uuuk, Make yoar homes more attractivethere's where the secret lies. Too many of you imagine that all are alike.

Because you have no desire for card-playing ia that any reason way every member of your house should look upon caida as worse than the devil itself? Ditto any other legitimate amusement You scoff at the sight of your daughter walking the street in company of a bar-Render, or a professional gambler, but ted to the public ball where she comes in contact with the very fellows whom you consider not respectaole enough to be with her in a pleasure Were you to encourage such- pleasures as Tcard -playing, dancing, and; other innocent games more around your own firesides little would be the desire for going to these -public for such, and these slums of society seeingthey could not be permittel to enter in and participate in such would gradually grow few and far between. I could go on with a long lingo like the above but then it is only a waste of time and pencil shoving, I suppose. Look here! Salerr Albany, Eugene, Cor-vail is and There are twenty-six letters in the alphabet take the letters that comprise the word Salem; is the 19th letter, 1st, 1 12th, fth, in 13th, which added, together makes the sum of 50; now take the other names in the same way, figure -them out as above and then add the totals together and the whole number will be three figures: which when read to the right or left will produce the same amount. Try it. F.

A. Ber." TOLEDO ITEMS. School close in two weeks. good lawyer would make a fortune in a short time at Toledo. and her sister, Miss Merrick, are visiting at Cprvallis.

Mr. Burt and family, have moved into the house with Mr. Fish. Flounders, perch, and other fish, are very numerous in -the bay at present. Toledo business Lien are doing well.

All we need at present is a banking house. Miss Christina Xnudson, who has been visiting with Miss Georgia Vincent, returned homcyesterdy evening. The band meets every week for practice. They will give a grand entertainment on Wednesday evening, April 3d, at Toledo, and one at Newport in a short time a.ftervard. On the evening of March 22d, Miss Georgia Vincent gave a souvenir social, where pipes and clothespins were in great A good time ws had, notwithstanding a sewing machine was called for by one "of our goodlooking and modest young men.

On March 20th, Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Stevens celebrated the- fifty fifth anniversary of their vjpdding. Many of their friends and relatives were present.

Their daughter, a fine dinner, and a general good time was had. Mr.) and Mrs. Stevens weres bom in Steuben, Washington county? Maine, in 1810; were rarried at that place in 1634; came to Oregon in 1873, and have since remained here. Quite a large shark was seen in the river, last Sunday, about four miles below here i A. Toledo, March 27, 1889.

Dr. Thompson will speak at the Presby-terian chnrch, next Sabbath morning, on Belief and Unbelief." In the evening his theme will The structural power of the Biblo in character." 'Services of song at 7:30 p. m. At 2:30, p. there will ba preaching at the Oak Ridge "Presby terian church.

E. N. Pease, representing the Mutual Benefit "Society, of Elkhart, Indiana, is in the city. Mr. Pease is working the the-above company, and is a gentleman in every respect.

Irvine Helm have the best $2 50 and $3 00 shoes ever offered InHhis market; besides they guarantee every Loit of work in them. All rips repaired free of charge; Plutarch Lewis wishes (toannounce that he is prepared ta -give first-class baths, shaves, etc, hiaT place, formerly owned by J. S. Moore. Six shaves for $1.

A very large consignment of goods, direct from the East, was brought np by the steamer Occident on Tuesday, such as hardware, shoes, tc Don't forget the chieken pie next Tues day evening. The ladies of the' Presby te rian church will serve it in rich and oyal attire. If anyone has chickens they will need to watch as the chicken pie supper at the Presbvterian. church will take a good i. All bat $2,500 has been raised for tho $27,000 subsidy for the removal of the Brownsville woolen mills to Albany.

J. M. Nolan is here again from 'Friscoi and brought a fine line of new goods aloug with him. -i -j '1 About $27 was cleared at the W. R.

crazy sociable on last Saturday evening. WV A'. Wells was in Portland duriog the front of the iweek. Suppose ypu have seen Nick's new suit, haven't i Wheat is quoted at 67 cents per bushel in this city. i Wheat is $1 per bushel at Waldport, MOTHERS! Castoria is recommended by physicians for children teething.

It is a purely vegetable its ingredients are around each battle. It is pleasant to the taste and absolutely It relieves the boweis. quiets oures diarrhoea and wind colic, allaya feverish destroys worms, and prevents-convulsiona, soothes the child and gives it refreshing and natuaal sleep. Cas toria is the children a panacea the mothers friend. 33 doses, 35 cents.

Pitcher's Castoria. Table Linen, Pants Cloths, Ginghams, Flannels, Cloakings, White Compound. It purines ther blood, cures Constipation and regulates the liver and kldneySjeffectuaUy cleansing the system of an wast and dead matters. IT WOVJ Palne's Celery Compound comhlnes true nerve tonic and strengtiilnif quallUes, reviving the energies and spirit i have been troubled for some years with complication of dlfficuKJes. After trying ra rloua remedlea, and na flndlng relief, I trtet -Palne's Celery Compound.

Before taking bottle the long troublesome symptoms be- gan to subside, and I can truly say now, that I feel like a new man. Digestion has and I have, gained ten pouncin in weight since haro commenoad taking the Compound, llONKsrca Stkajbns, Felchvlllci Vt. i ri.oo. Slxfor5.oo. AtDrugglsta.

Wsxls, EIC0ARD3ON BurUngton, VC Ladies' anti Chi ldren's haircuttinginf the latest and best styles. CalL in and get work done THtO. A. MOCH. store, Main street, Corvallis.

the dace ifor. in the city. I cents per TRY IT. NICHOLSON, Ask Tour Retailer for tbe MEAfJS SHOE, v-i According to Tour Needs. JAMES MEANS 84 STTOlfc fig light and atylisn.

Itfltnlikos stocking, and KKniltE NO liltEAKlNCTlN," b-iiig perfectly easy the firtt lime it is worn, ii wm iatury Hie noit JAMES HKANW miujs is absolutely the ui iu pnrti wnica has eyer been placed ex- xensively on tlie market iu wiucu uurauuiiy is conslaered before'. mere out ward, A 1iVmaaj ahlfvl ilean2 Shoe for Boys MEAN'S 4: CO. Boston. Fall lines of: ihe above shoes for sale ht Ecoese McCo ILL. Geo.

F. Eglik EUGENE MjCOHnELL-frCaS CORVALLIS, OREGON. Real Estate and General i Insurance Brokers. i i J( i I v- A largo list of Farm and Stock Lands, Business, Resideucei and Vacant Property for Sale and Exchange. Ifyou have any Real Estate for 'Sale or Exchange, place it with us at a fair, reason, able price and we will find you a buyer.

We haye teaijns ready to show our property free of charge. We have agents Portland, Seattle Santa Clara (California), and other points. All inquiries mail promptly answered ond business satisfactorily adjusted. BILLIARD and SAMPLE R00MS1 TIIOS. WjHITKIIOP most famous, whiskies H.

Mcl3rayer hand made Sour- Mask whisky, and Old Crow bourbon shipped direct from i bond; also the finest brands of imported tl LIQUORS and CIGAES Kept constantly on hand. Schlitze's. celebrated bottled beer and WeinhardV beer on tap. Main street, Oregon, i 3-9iJl- IPTJJRE BLOOD POULTRY! I 4aave'a fine lot of pure' blood floultrv of the foHrwinr. vouchco.

i mi vocninB- ri.r. iignc rtranmaf, vjrtte "VVy--andotes. OttiaeeJiufFi'Iohina I-, White Uochms. These fowls-i im are all imiortof1 anrl wnrmnf- ed to be of pure blood. Will sell settings- of 13 egs at 3.26; Kpgs, No fowls-for sale until fall.

Address, J. Corvallia, Of. Cash, must accompany all on the Goods, Napkins, lable Covers Quilts, Lace Curtains, (GENT'S FURNISHING Clothing, Hats, Caps, Underwear, White and Colored Shirts, Col-, lars, Cuffs, Ties, Suspenders, etc. SHOE DEPARTM'T. men's and Boys', and The BTTS-EES' GUIDE ia issued March and Sept- each year.

It is an encyclopedia of ueful in for- mation for all who pur- chao the luxuries or the) necessities of life. We can clothe you and famish yo.u with nil the necessary and unnecessary appliances to ride, walk, dance, sleep, eat, fish, hunt, work, go to church, or stay at home, and in various i sizes, styles and quantities. Just figure out what is required to do all these things COMFORTABLY, and you can make a fair estimate of the value of the BUYEBS' uuxuri, wincn will bo eent upon receipt of 10 cents to pay postage, MONTGOMERY WARD CO; 111-111 21ichiga, Avenue, Chicago. Til. KFOveb G.OOQ.ODO pooplo believe that ft-of the largest and most reliable house, and they a so Ferris Seeds D.

M. FERRY OO. are ocknotvletlsed to be tne Largest Seedsmen In the world. M.Ferkt 4 Co's IllrKtrated. Dttaurip.

tiv-e and Pricud SEED AKNU AL For IfiPQ win Iia mniirtd rnrr to ftnnlipjiTiiB nnil Earliert Caallflower in ezlatesce. GMidn, or Huwer Srieds D.M.FEnfIY& Mich. fmcmlti Bfcrid for it. Addropa EXECUTOlfS NOTICE. Notice ia hereby given that the County Court of Beutoni County, Oregon, has appointed' the unlersiguel executor of the last will and testament of bamuel 13eal, deceased.

Ail personal having claims against said estate, are requested jto' prejsent the same verified as required bylaw, either to me at my resuience near. ells or to F. M. Johnson, Fisher's brick, on Second street, Corvallid, Oregon, within six months from the date of this notice. WILLIAM A.

REAL, i Executor of last Will and Testament of Sam uel Heal. 5t Corvallis, March 22nd, 1S89. MAX. CAPLAN, MERCHANT! TAILOR 5Shop in the room formerly occupied by N. "Wilkins as a paint slip.

Firbt-class hts antl tirst-claa? work guaranteed. A fine line of imported cloths from which to select. Cive me a trial. 3-15-8'J-yrD. 1 i -i in.i.i V.l m''': NOTICE TP TRESPASSERS.

Notice is hereby given that all persons found trespassing on our i premises for tle purpose of hunting or lishin will be prosecuted to the full extent of the 'law. RICH AKIX IRVINE. C. S. SMITHS i JAMES BRUCE.

CASPER ZIEROLF, Wm. CIR1J. B. T. JOHN RICKARD.

Corvaljis, March 6, 1889. Mnlleft 014 Watch. fcold for vutll ltljr. But wtcb in th world. I'erfccl timekorper.

War-. rauteaj Heavy solid Uula liuiunf Cc. AoLh lautiM" and ittw, with work nd rae of equal vain. I One IVro im aacb lo- tr'hrr our larjrt lina. cf Ilouaeholdt mpira.

Tim nmplM, 1 aa the watch. mb4 rce. and after vw hava kept rm la TT.xtr hm tcr inoiv.lia aud iliown tbm to thoM wit ttfw becoma rour own pro party. Tbott who wnt at onm rn he rir of recairfoa; tho Watte hi auid 3ainnt8. tyr, Addraos iUncoaiSs Jiox TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.

Notice is kereby tiven that I will be re sponsible for no debts or book accounts whatever contracted py any body except by myself or by my written Merchants take notice. DOW. Corvai.i.13, June 22, lS88.i Ladies' and Misses', Slippers, men jahd Boys Boots, etc. These must be sold now. Oonie early, before stock is broken, that you secure better bargains.

at ine prices nuw I I i "Orders By Mail will receive prompt and careful, attention. rkl.Gol Cfvinfltr Yoelt Wo fnni-irf nrivf Linc BURNETT'S BRICK, Children Cry for 1.